Royal Honey Keeper Match

Date: 22/03/12

Location: St. James' Park - London
Weather: Hotting Up!
Extreme Rating: ***
Dangers & Annoyances: Undesirables. Lack of consumables.
Consumables: None.

Results:

Match One:

B. Martin (aka Balance Boy): 11

D. Woolridge: 3

Match Two:

D. Woolridge: 11

B. Martin (aka Balance Boy): 7

Match Three:

B. Martin (aka Balance Boy): 11

D. Woolridge: 5

"It's the soil! It's impossible" - D. Woolridge

Match Report:

Woolridge tries to get back some credibility by taking on Martin again. Fails terribly.

The first match see's Martin in a 7 to 0 lead over Woolridge. Every time Woolridge saw a glimmer of hope it was dashed away from him. Martin smashed his Kissers, reset the pitch and stole the gifts. Woolridge didn't stand a chance.

Match two of the evening. Martin is panicked by a phone call. Woolridge saw his chance and quickly broke into the lead. Martin so flustered by whatever transpired on the telephone, that he committed a mortal sin in the Boule world. To protect his own kisser, he let his final Boule drop, cowardly from his pockets instead of playing by the gentleman's code. The boo's and jeers from the crowd seemed like punishment enough for Martin, who went pale on realisation of his faux-pas.

Match three saw Martin taking a grip again. Events of "the" phone-call pushed to the back of his mind. His playing was (as a member of the audience shouted) Off-The-Hook. Three Boules closet to the Jack combined with a kisser was surely shot of the match and saw Martin take his second victory of the evening.

Boule Nest

Gift Snatcher's delight.

Balancing?

Hey Man! Sweet Kisser!

Kisser, Kisser.