11.2.13

The Crooked Billet Dusk Dash

Date: 9th Feb 2013

Location: The Crooked Billet, Wimbledon Common Southside.

Extreme Rating: 3

Dangers and Annoyances: Darkness. Invisible jack. Danger of spilling ale. Uneven pitch.

Results:

B. Martin 7
D. Murphy 4
D. Woolridge 1
A. Worrollo 1

Match Report: B. Martin (balance boy) finally gets off the starting blocks (winning-wise) this season with a triumphant, speedy win. Tossing out a couple of miraculously close double pointers allowed Martin to rocket into the lead leaving the other players confused and stunned.

(An eyewitness account of the match has been leaked online which states that Martin's win might have been due to his imbibing of only a quart of ale whilst the other players had put away markedly more. Other suggestions include Boule Tampering (unproven) and some kind of magnets used being used to improve attraction of jack and boule.




9.2.13

E. Martin - Number One!!!

E. Martin is the current World Number One! Following on from some amazing snow covered Extreme Boule matches in January Martin sits proudly at the top. High peaks specialist M. Wort is close behind and 2011 World Champion Darren Woolridge is showing the world he's back in business with 6 wins from 8! T. Wort and Balance Boy have started slowly but the season has long way to go yet...

M. Wort showing playing to win during a hail storm in the Peak District