24.2.12

Cleaver Square Dusk Match

Date: 23/02/12

Location: Cleaver Square, Kennington
Weather: Hotting Up.
Extreme Rating: **
Dangers & Annoyances: Approaching Darkness and two shady looking Characters.
Consumables: 4 Ales and Tyrells Sea Salt Crisps.

Result:
A. Betts 11
B. Martin (aka Balance Boy) 10
D. Woolridge 7

Match Report:

An ultra-hyped match took place in the fashionaboule Cleaver Square in London. After handing over a hefty deposit the friendly staff furnished our players with some heavily worn Boule to rival the legendary set of T. Wort.


Tensions between Martin and Woolridge were high after last year's climactic season end. Both players managed to keep their grudges bubbling under (despite some foul mouthed language from Woolridge aimed squarely at balance boy).


Losing light quickly, the three players battled swiftly It was looking like this match was all about Martin and Woolridge (Betts having yet to knock up more than one point). Then after what seemed to be a beer fuelled loss of coordination for the boys, Betts finally put down his phone and started to play properly and in gaining confidence from some very precise throws he made up his loss in record time to win the match.


Martin was heard to remark that he was happy with his 2nd place. Although, he had a single tear on his cheek. Meanwhile Woolridge could be heard muttering "I've lost it...".









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