Match Result: 1st T. Wort 10 points 2nd S. Moss 0 points
Game Report: Everyone in Cardiff was talking about the big sporting events of the weekend; international rugby, Cardiff in a football final and the BIG event - Extreme Boule in Pontcanna Fields. Wort took on Moss in a timed match with the air tense with expectation. Moss, the Housewives Favourite, was in bleak form. Clearly with things on his mind, a seething rant seemed more likely than any decent boule shots. Wort, using the whisky to steady his aim, took advantage and smashed Moss into oblivion.
Pre game interview with Seb Moss
Prior to the afternoons boule events our reporter caught up with Seb Moss, warming up with a pint of Long Kiss Goodnight, and found the boule veteran in a confrontational mood.
Reporter: What do you think of the freshness some of the new faces of Extreme Boule are bringing to the pursuit?
Moss: They don't know boule. They think they know boule. They don't know boule.
Reporter: Who are you refering to?
Moss: Martin, Cox and others. I will teach them a boule lesson they won't forget. Those young whippersnappers. I use to dominate the Extreme Boule world! * They don't know boule.
* Editors note: Moss has never dominated the Extreme Boule world - last season he finished 13th.
Seb Moss, occasionally refered to as the Bad Boy of Boules
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