EXTREME BOULE NEWS

January

The Month in a Nutshell: The 2015 season launched in spectular style with a clash of the titans, Woolridge vs Martin just after the stroke of midnight January 1^st.

One of the deadliest rivalries in the sport has some juicy history (http://extremeboules.blogspot.co.uk/2012/01/big-battle.html). This time Woolridge took the spoils leaving everyone asking is Balance Boy Ben Martin a has-been?

There were glimpses of Woolridge, the World Champion version of 2011, but these proved elusive, as he was crushed by Geraint Burrows. This was Burrows first ever victory.

Meanwhile some 800+ miles away Shetland saw some extreme action. Matches were dominated by the Charles clan, with Sam Charles, the Dark Horse of the Extreme Boule world, climbing to the top of the World rankings after some outstanding performances.

Current World Number One: Sam Charles
Sam Charles has beaten 10 opponents and only lost to one person so far.

Match of the month: A night snow battle on Shetland won by veteran bouler Stan Charles Topalian

Photo of the Month: The Shetland pictures are extreme and triumphant, but this shot below captures the flipside of Extreme Boule - the dejection... Martin is currently 'eating a pickled egg in a sauna' (see terminology for a guide to extreme boule language)

Ben Martin is floored after losing a midnight battle to his old nemesis, Darren Woolridge

The Fact: of the Month: The most northernly match recorded took place in Iceland and was won by double World Champion Rich Waterman, with volcanic rocks replacing boule.

Technique of the Month: The Moonpie. The act of rolling your boule into a crowded game, connecting with the Jacque and escorting it out of the melange into a secluded spot, thus claiming the points. If you carry out this move but fail to end up closest to the Jacque you have merely 'presented a gift' to your opponents. Your confidence will be shattered.

 

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EXCLUSIVE Interview!!!
To finish off the January addition of EB News we caught up with 2011 World Champion Darren Woolridge, flexing his boule muscles on the South Coast.

Extreme Boule Reporter (EBR): Darren Woolridge, we have seen Sam Charles make a triumphant return to the sport and climb to the number one spot. He is the dark horse of Extreme Boule, but how dark and which horse exactly?

Darren Woolridge (DW): He's certainly not as dark as the Ceffyl Dwr of Flemingston. He's much less of a concern - more like Black Beauty or the Headless Horse of Lanreath.

EBR: What chance has Geraint Burrows this year?
DW: Burrows seems like he has been playing the long con for the past 12 years. Claiming his first 2015 match was "his first ever win"?! I'm not buying it. Can we get SkyNet to verify?

Geraint Burrows - the Long Con?

Editor: SkyNet, the self sufficent Extreme Boule database has verified Geraint Burrows has never won a game up until 2015. Incredible.

EBR: Balance Boy Ben Martin is a mere shadow of the player he once was. Discuss.
DW: Rumour has it that 'Balance Boy' Martin has been shut in this year drinking copious amounts of whiskey. I've heard that he can't even get a big enough buzz to contemplate picking an orb.

Balance Boy - a drunkard?

EBR: Can Rich Waterman claim the World Championship for an unbelievably third time and become immortal like Zeus?
DW: It's only a matter of time. That boy can throw!

 

Zeus and reigning World Champion Rich Waterman