Location: The Crooked Billet, Wimbledon Common Southside.
Extreme Rating: 3
Dangers and Annoyances: Darkness. Invisible jack. Danger of spilling ale. Uneven pitch.
Results:
B. Martin 7
D. Murphy 4
D. Woolridge 1
A. Worrollo 1
Match Report: B. Martin (balance boy) finally gets off the starting blocks (winning-wise) this season with a triumphant, speedy win. Tossing out a couple of miraculously close double pointers allowed Martin to rocket into the lead leaving the other players confused and stunned.
(An eyewitness account of the match has been leaked online which states that Martin's win might have been due to his imbibing of only a quart of ale whilst the other players had put away markedly more. Other suggestions include Boule Tampering (unproven) and some kind of magnets used being used to improve attraction of jack and boule.
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