Rust Never Sleeps Rule becomes active

Exclusive News from The Extreme Boule Administration Department

Following on from an exhaustive meeting the The Extreme Boule Administration Department (EBAD) have concluded that the points system in use for this year's championship is completely fool proof. Chairman Rodney Puw highlighted the 'Rust Never Sleeps' Rule, that only operates in the last month of the season, as being at the pinnacle of sporting judgement. The rule punishes non active players, with certain big names such as Mike Hopkins and Gwen Thomas falling foul.

Chairman Rodney Pugh at the meeting

 



Vice Chancellor Hot Todd commented to reporters that this season has been one of the toughest on record with over 70 championship games played. Todd added " Riduculously complicated points systems  just really mess with the players. So we've kept it real simple. Fact. We don't want not messing with players. Comprende?"

 

 

Vice Chancellor Hot Tod yesterday

 

When asked how the EBAD felt the players will respond to 'Rust Never Sleeps' Rule becoming active Privy Councillor Les Crisps  responded "It's been in the rules since the year 2011. Those who complain should just get out on the boule pitch and let the orbs do the talking. Cripes."

 

Les Crisps doing what he does best

 

Extreme Boule President Neil Young was unavailable to comment.

Neil Young