Latest Boule Action

Saturday Twilight Match
Date: 24/9/11
Location: Bute Park, Cardiff
Weather conditions : bare arms, covered legs
Extreme Rating: * * *

Result
Jim Murray 6 points
Tim Wort - 6 points
Seb Moss - 7 points

Both Wort and Moss endured a torrid time out on the pastures, both ending on negative points, as the sun set. The Port Bottle as Jack round, which is seen as a true test of boule courage, sent Wort and the Housewives Favourite Moss spiralling towards negative points. A buoyant Murray, now number one in the world, was seen drinking from two port bottles, which insiders claim is the secret to his success.

Post match interview with T. Wort: " I ate a lot of cheese before the game. £8.75 worth of cheese to be precise. I thought my aim was true but I flipped out when the port became a jack. Then there were two bottles of port, both as jacks. Moss lost it. Murray is ice cold. His hands are like ice cream scoops, which scoop boule, not ice cream. In a good way."