The Gatoroid Show Down

Date: 19/2/12 Location: Grangetown Weather Conditions: Cold crisp sunshine. Extreme Rating: * * Dangers & Annoyances: The prospect of witnessing a gatoroid!
Match Result: 1st S. Moss 2nd I. Thomas 3rd T. Wort
Game Report: This game welcomed a rookie into the Extreme Boule Championships - I. Thomas brought a fresh competitiveness to the sport, rattling experience bouler Wort to the point of breaking. Moss, the housewives favourite, kept his nerve when it mattered and shot the proverbial python in the head, claiming his first victory in years.
Shot of the Day: Thomas canon bouling a boule and scattering stones with gusto.

"Yesss!" - Seb Moss on claiming his first victory, and thus titilating housewives everywhere.

A study of the effects of Port drinking verses boules skill

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Date: 24/9/11
Location: Bute Park, Cardiff
Weather conditions : bare arms, covered legs
Extreme Rating: * * *

Result
Jim Murray 6 points
Tim Wort - 6 points
Seb Moss - 7 points

Both Wort and Moss endured a torrid time out on the pastures, both ending on negative points, as the sun set. The Port Bottle as Jack round, which is seen as a true test of boule courage, sent Wort and the Housewives Favourite Moss spiralling towards negative points. A buoyant Murray, now number one in the world, was seen drinking from two port bottles, which insiders claim is the secret to his success.

Post match interview with T. Wort: " I ate a lot of cheese before the game. £8.75 worth of cheese to be precise. I thought my aim was true but I flipped out when the port became a jack. Then there were two bottles of port, both as jacks. Moss lost it. Murray is ice cold. His hands are like ice cream scoops, which scoop boule, not ice cream. In a good way."