Date: 04/12/11 4:58am
Location: Woolridge's subconscious.
Dangers & Annoyances: waking up / reality.
Match Results: D. Woolridge 1, B.Martin 0.
Match Report: taking place in a strange, twisted reality (but none less real) the game was played entirely with wooden jacks. In a Christmassy, lounge with seventies decor, Martin was reluctant to accept the challenge to Boule, knowing full well what a negative effect it would surely have on his current world ranking (number 1). When he reluctantly accepted the challenge, we battled the orbs down by the fireplace, Martin taking an early lead. Woolridge realised why this man was number one. Slowly Woolridge pulled it back until the scores were neck and neck. In one sweet overhand chuck. Woolridge grabbed the winning point (despite the confusion that came from all the boule being jacks). Sadly Woolridge then wakes up, shattering this fantasy world and his chance at the number one spot. Incredible!