Drusillaa's Arms Smackdown

4th August 2013

S Murphy 4
D Murphy 2
D Woolridge 2

Stan Charles - World Number One

After a series of exciting matches ranging from the Sands of Durley Chine to the wilds of Alston via the banks of the Thames, a new leader of the Extreme Boule World Championship has emerged.

Stan Charles has stunned Extreme Boule followers by transforming himself from Extreme Boule has-been to the current world number one. With only 5 months remaining of the season, can he hang on?
Seasoned professional Ben 'Balance Boy' Martin is hot in pursuit along with the experience bouler Dave Murphy. Stan's own mother, Mrs Charles is a suprise contender but if she gets the games in, she could be the World Champion. Emma Martin, the Queen of Snow Boule, seems to be holding out for more adverse conditions before staking her claim to the title. Hold onto your seats Extreme Boule fans, this years World Championship is going to be immense!

Current Top 5 in the World

1. S. Charles
2. D. Murphy
3. B. Martin
4. Mrs Charles
5. E. Martin

Stan Charles, 3rd from left, currently number one on the World

Le Weekend In Alston

These results have floated in....

Le Weekend In Alston

A battle between the legendary Extreme Boule family "The Charles"

1. Mrs Charles  
2. Stanley Charles
3. Mr Charles
4. L. Charles
5. Bob Charles

Middle Chine Maximiser

13th July 2013

Match 1:
B. Murphy 1
D. Murphy 2
D. Woolridge 3

Match 2:
D. Murphy 11
D. Woolridge 6

Match 3:
D. Woolridge 11
D. Murphy 7
B. Murphy 6

Location:Middle Chine, Bournemouth

Balance Boy - World Number One

Stan Charles

After 3 victories over Darren Woolridge, Balance Boy Ben Martin is back on top of the World Leaderboard for the first time in over a year. 
Extreme Boule veteran Stan Charles has entered at number two after a successful time in the Thames Challenge. Depsite having invented the sport this is likely to be Charles highest ever ranking. 

Balaqnce Boy

New World Number One

Darren Woolridge is back on top of the World Rankings! The 2011 World Champion is back in form after a  an indifferent 2012, with fans believing that the "cat really has licked his bacon". No player has ever won the world championship twice - indeed most ex world champions have damaged their extreme boule skills with port addictions or death. Could Woolridge buck this trend? Who knows, but the stats below certainly suggest he can if he continues with his current form...

Woolridge 2013

World Ranking: 1st (as of 27/5/13)

% Games Won: 69%

Opponents beaten: 31

Total game points: 50

Defining moment: That eliminator dance at the Purple Turtle Show down that outshone P. Cox's version

Woolridge 2012

World Ranking: 5th

% Games Won: 37%

Opponents beaten: 54

Total game points: 254

Defining moment: Balance Boy's cigar after THE match of 2012.

Woolridge 2011

World Ranking: 1st (World Champion)

% Games Won: 50%

Opponents beaten: 27

Total game points: 420

Defining moment: Losing to Balance Boy but still claiming the title at one of THE boule events of all time.

Woolridge, Woolridge, Woolridge

At the Purple Turtle Showcase in Roath Park only one name was on the lips of Extreme Boule fans - Darren Woolridge. After a tough 2012, the 2011 World Champion smashed his opponents into the turf, winning all three matches at this spectacular event. Gwen Thomas, the Godmother of Extreme Boule, made her first appearance of the year, but even she could not stop Woolridge when he's in this kind of form.

D.Woolridge basks in the glory after eliminating another opponent