Latest breaking news from the world of extreme boules in Scotland!!! A new prodigy has arrived to our noble sport. Rowan 'Schiehallion' Topalian played and convincingly won her first game aged just 6 days!
A classic old school indoor first to 7 match was played on the 30th March, In which she beat her opponent (Stanley Topalian) 7-0 humiliating him publicly and making him the laughing stock of Succoth.
"I haven't been sleeping well recently" Topalian senior muttered as he departed the field of play, disgraced....
Waterman is said to be 'unfazed' by the emerging wunderkind....
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