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Extreme Boule Champions

Darren Woolridge is the 2011 Extreme Boule World Champion and now takes his seat alongside Extreme Boule World Champions of the distant past: Jean Baptiste Gressier, James Perrot and Grandad John Gillard. Each of these legends have since vanished from the game, overcome by decadence and excessive port consumption we can only assume. What fate will befall Woolridge? Can he handle the pressure? All will be revealed in 2o12.......

Extreme Boule Champions. From top: Darren Woolridge, James Perrot, Grandad John Gillard and the near mythical Jean-Baptiste Gressier.













2011 Final Positions - Top 20


  1. D Woolridge

  2. B Martin

  3. T Wort

  4. R Waterman

  5. J Murray

  6. S Jones

  7. K Harrison

  8. M Hopkins

  9. G Searle

  10. L Godden

  11. M Wort

  12. S Charles

  13. S Moss

  14. S Murphy

  15. D Murphy

  16. G Thomas

  17. C Davies

  18. M Murphy

  19. J Godden

  20. K Searle

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2011 WORLD CHAMPION

The 2011 Extreme Boule World Champion is...

Darren Woolridge

Despite losing to close rival Ben Martin in the final game of the season, Woolridge's superior average, assembled during an impressive 11 game season, saw him sneak past Martin. Martin was mathematically undone after playing 9 fewer games than Woolridge, whose 5 victories during the season won him many admirers.
3rd and 4th place were taken by Extreme Boule veterans T Wort and Waterman, whilst early season favourite Murray finished 5th. The Young Player of the Year Award goes to Lucy Godden (10th place). The Full 2011 World Rankings will be available soon to view.

The Darren Woolridge Extreme Boule Fact File
Name: Darren Woolridge
Training Area: Battersea
Games Played 2011: 11
Opponents Defeated: 27
Game Wins: 5.5 (one equal first place)
Best Rank in 2011: 1st
Worst Rank in 2011: 5th
2011 Total Points from Games: 420
Number of 21's in 2011: 10
2011 Rattenbury Points: 9.59

Coming soon: Trophy presentation to 2011 World Champion..... Exclusive interview with Woolridge and Martin... 2012 season preview.

The BIG BATTLE

Date: 16/12/11 Location: Battersea Music and Mess Hall Weather Conditions: Indoors Extreme Rating: * * * Dangers & Annoyances: Distraction caused by proximity of delicious cheese and port
Result: 1st B Martin ( 1 point) 2nd D Woolridge (o point)
Match Report: The most anticipated match up of the season was decided with a single shot shoot out. Martin sat at Number One in the World, Woolridge second, the tension was high, the ale was brewed with discretion and never with haste. Both launched their mar-boules into the bar area... the boules rolled and jostled and then settled. The onlookers watched with port stained eyes, a hand was outstretched ready to shake Woolridge's hand, then Martin exploded with delight. Confusion reigned. Who had won? All agreed on Martin and more ale was consumed. The World Title would soon be someone's to cherish......

Post Wedding Party Indoor Mar-Boule Action



Date: 16th December Location: Battersea Mess Hall Weather: Indoor match Extreme Rating: * * * Dangers and Annoyances: Too much delicious ale. Toilet doors and sofas.

Result: 1st G Searle (3 points) 2nd S Charles (1 point) 3rd = T Wort, A Betts & Matt (0 points)


Match Report: A blurry post wedding match, played in the area just between the toilets and bar of Battersea Mess Hall, saw some good mar -boule action. Stan Charles made a welcome return to the scene playing like a zesty child, but it was Searle who took all the plundits with his domination of the sofa rounds. Some of the mar - boules may have vanished but no one can remember.


Shot of the day : Who knows?